The following are a list of texts that I sent to a friend each morning:
PRINCESS LOG DAY 1 OF CAPTIVITY: I awoke at 5:30 AM to the sound of an alarm that I can only imagine is the replica of what guards Ft. Knox...only this goes off longer. This was soon followed by strobe lights reflecting on all the walls of my room for nearly an hour. The last time I was here, I woke my friend because I thought cops were on his lawn doing a drug bust on a vehicle or something. Turns out that every school bus in the county turns on this corner to go to the school a block away, so all the lights from the buses go through the room and there are no blinds on the windows. I stumbled into the bathroom after my friend's 35 minute shower and the floor was flooded and every surface soaked. The TV has been blaring but at least it blocks out most of the sound of the rooster that lives next door. I'm definitely not a morning person.
This is in the living room. |
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This is a thing? |
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So Bored! |
PRINCESS LOG DAY 4: I broke free of my captivity last night and came home. WHY HAVE I BEEN AWAKE SINCE 5:45 AM??? The cat is pissed at my disappearance. Last night she laid on the blanket between my legs like a paperweight. She hasn't let me out of her sight. I think I've been forced into a new prison of feline captivity. Operation Kitty Kibble Distraction is in the works! *Runs around the house screaming SANCTUARYYYYYY!!!*
*I do appreciate my friend keeping an eye on me. This is just meant for humor and was written each day as my cure for boredom.
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